Буддийские историиБаатар Явагч Их Хөлгөн СударМахавира Бурхны АмьдралRetreat in Hungary Feb 23 - Mar 7, 2005Blessings: Master Meets with Disciples, CompilationMaster Tells Jokes
Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийг33:49Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийгA man said, “I can’t eat this food. Call the manager.” So the waitress said, “It’s no use, sir. He cannot eat it either.” A policeman was searching for those who didn’t wear a safety helmet at the crossing. Soon he stopped an elderly man who didn’t wear a helmet. So, the policeman said, “Sir, don’t you know that you would be fined for not wearing a helmet?” The elderly man said, “Why do I have toБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-14 1 Үзсэн12026-04-14Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийг29:50Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийгA woman came to the hospital in a hurry. “Doctor, look at me! I was frightened when I looked at myself in the mirror. After I got up, my hair all stood up straight, my face was covered with wrinkles and looked so pale, and my eyes were red; I looked like a dead person. What’s wrong with me?” So, after a careful examination, the doctor said, “Well, I am very sure to tell you that your eyesight hasБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-13 820 Үзсэн432026-04-13Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийг32:39Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийгA recruiting ad for a French learning class says the following, “If you find you do not like this course and want to quit after the first class, you can request to refund your tuition, but you must say this in French.” Then you have to stay. Right? (Yes.) You understand? (Yes.)A teacher said to the students, “Why did you do so poorly on the exam?” Kitty, “The degrees of my glasses are not good enoБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-12 1045 Үзсэн49Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-12Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийг29:27Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийгThe teacher asked a student, “Why don’t you brush your teeth? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.” The student said, “What did I have?” The teacher said, “Cornflakes.” So, the student said, “You are wrong. That was yesterday.”A little boy was praying in the church. “Oh, dear God, I have a small wish. Please move the capital to New York.” A priest nearby heard him and asked him, “WhyБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-11 1257 Үзсэн55Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-11Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийг33:11Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийгDaddy number one says, “I always stress to my kids that there must be three -sions for success: Mission, passion and vision.” OK. So, dad number two: “And the outcome?” Dad number one says again, “Alas, there is only one television in their hearts.” Kids! Only one “-sion” in their hearts, that’s television. I hope it is the Supreme Master Television.This one is really bad, even though it’s a privaБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-10 1300 Үзсэн66Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-10Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийг32:15Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийгLittle Johnny said, “Daddy, I want to ask you a question.” After a first day in Sunday school. So Daddy said, “OK.” And little Johnny said, “Oh, the teacher was reading the Bible to us, all about the children of Israel building this temple and the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea. The children of Israel do this, do that. What have all the adults been doing?” It’s true, huh? They do nothing,Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-09 1708 Үзсэн69Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-09Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийг38:41Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийг(Going home.) What time? (Yes, I’m going home in two hours.) (I’m going home alone tomorrow.) Are you both going home? (No.) (Just him alone.) (My mom and I.) Just pointing at this and that. Aren’t you two going home to the same house? (No.) Why do you two look so alike, like brothers? (It was in a past life.) (In a past life.) In a past life, in a past life. Hey! You’re all going home, leaving meБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-08 2182 Үзсэн86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-08Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 10-р хэсгийг34:59Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 10-р хэсгийгI’m just too sensitive. When I went up to take a bath and change my clothes, I felt very ashamed. Why do I have so much discrimination in my mind? But I could not bear it. So I bowed fully, from head to toe. Not really bowing; what I meant is I apologized to them, saying: “I’m sorry. I respect you very much, I just couldn’t bear it.” Then I went to take a bath. For fear that their souls would smelБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-07 2021 Үзсэн65Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-07Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 9-р хэсгийг35:38Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 9-р хэсгийгOh dear, we laughed too much! Laughing too much will make you shed tears. Humans are so weird. Whether they’re in the most painful state or the most… (Happy.) happy, their facial expressions look pretty much the same – with tears streaming down their faces. Our brains are a bit ignorant. When they perceive our excitement, whether it is excitement from regret, or excitement from happiness, they stiБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-06 2162 Үзсэн68Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-06Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийг37:57Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийг(If we think more deeply, how profound was Milarepa’s faith in His Master, and to what extent? Should you encounter such kind of Master, I can tell you, by the second test, You all would have run off.) (One moment He could get drunk, and another He could deny what He said, and even His wife didn’t believe Him. How could we ever believe in such a Master? But then…) Wonderful, wonderful. It would beБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-05 2279 Үзсэн76Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-05Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийг33:25Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийгIt’s fine to talk, it’s fine. It’s also fine for you to talk. (They don’t like to hear me talk; they like to listen to You.) I’m not prepared to give a lecture here. Now there is no topic. Tong, do you have a topic? Just say anything. Ah! You must talk. Drag him into this. Right. He is always near me. How nice. Just say something. (Nothing. There is no sound.) There is, there are other mics. ThereБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-04 2334 Үзсэн73Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-04Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийг36:26Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийгAfter that, the servant continued to say, “Do you know? Our female lama there, oh, she is terrific! Sometime ago, some people stole her things. She simply looked into a bowl with just water inside, and from looking into the water she knew who the thief was and where the stolen things were. Then she told people to arrest him.” After hearing that, the two men dared not say more. Good, the matter wasБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-03 2552 Үзсэн79Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-03Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийг34:48Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийгHave you ever read “The Little Prince?” (Yes.) It’s a very good book. What’s so good about it? It is very noble, very pure and clean, not forcing anything on anyone. But in the book, there’re lots of substances. For example, the little prince… On his own small planet there is a tree. He says there is a kind of tree. He says that kind of tree has to be uprooted at sight. Yes? (Yes.) If you don’t erБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-02 2794 Үзсэн95Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-02Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийг34:23Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийгFor some people who practice black magic or white magic, after they die, they still linger around, still stranded, staying around that kind of… We can say that it’s the state of “having nowhere to go,” not belonging to any place. Or, in Esoteric Buddhism, we call it “the intermediate state.” After one dies, he doesn’t belong to this world, but he also does not belong to another world yet. Not beloБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-04-01 2974 Үзсэн105Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-01Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийг35:16Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийгHe (an initiate) had practiced other methods before. He didn’t say who his master was. But once his practice reached a certain level, he was able to give lectures like this. He could speak many words of inspiration, as if he had some kind of psychic connection from inside. It was as if someone was speaking to him, and he would just relay the messages. He used to be able to do it, and after a whileБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-03-31 3054 Үзсэн109Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-31Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийг33:51Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийгIf you’ve watched the video of me in Japan, you’d have seen me eating vegan hot pot. Have you? (Yes.) They thought that I was enjoying worldly pleasures every day. I tell you, it was only one time, only that time. We ate until we were so full that for one month we didn’t want to eat anymore. Why is that? There were only three or four of us. I don’t know when they had already eaten stealthily. By tБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-03-30 3093 Үзсэн101Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-30Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийг37:04Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийгMaster was concerned that, every Sunday, when initiates from all over Taiwan (Formosa) gather in Miaoli for group meditation, the kitchen team works too hard to feed thousands of people. So, Master instructed we split into groups to grill sweetcorn, sweet potatoes, taro, vegan meatballs, dried tofu, vegan ham, vegan pizza, and even cook vegan hot pots, etc. Everyone is grilling vegan ham, vegan stБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-03-29 3692 Үзсэн124Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-29Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Зөв Арга аз жаргал, сэтгэл ханамжийг авчирдаг, лекцийн 7-ын 7-р хэсгийг34:51Зөв Арга аз жаргал, сэтгэл ханамжийг авчирдаг, лекцийн 7-ын 7-р хэсгийгIt’s too much for you, too much. I meant that God gave us diamonds and gold so that we could use them to help other people. So, I said I use diamonds. I use gold and money. But I’m not dependent on or attached to money or diamonds. This is different. […] For example, if I don’t make money, every time I come to see you, you’d have to pay at least US$20,000 for me and my group on air tickets. TranspБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-03-28 2569 Үзсэн86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-28Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Зөв Арга аз жаргал, сэтгэл ханамжийг авчирдаг, лекцийн 7-ын 6-р хэсгийг29:50Зөв Арга аз жаргал, сэтгэл ханамжийг авчирдаг, лекцийн 7-ын 6-р хэсгийгSo, what was it now? I forgot. What was it before? (You have to be like the people.) Yes. Before that. Yes, yes. Because the ascetic way, that’s a good way, but there’s a bad effect, too. And all the women want to shave their heads, become like me. Leave the husband, leave the children. Everybody comes crying to me, “Oh, Master, You “killed” my family. My wife went with You. Now, what shall I do wБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-03-27 2826 Үзсэн99Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-27Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Зөв Арга аз жаргал, сэтгэл ханамжийг авчирдаг, лекцийн 7-ын 5-р хэсгийг32:30Зөв Арга аз жаргал, сэтгэл ханамжийг авчирдаг, лекцийн 7-ын 5-р хэсгийг(Two days ago, a friend was with me and was very interested in You. And he’s a very skeptical man, but he spent about 12 years in Nepal, in Kathmandu. And he said he was adopted by some kind of lama or so, and initiated too, but he is very…) You let her translate, or you translate later? OK. (Yes. But he’s very skeptical. And then he looked at Your picture and said, “I thought She was an old womanБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-03-26 2725 Үзсэн102Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-03-26Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ